PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT NOVELTY SOAPS by JUST BUBBLY
"ITS ELEMENTARY"
SOAPY SALES "THE WHOLE BAKERY" COMPLETE SET
SUPER SOAPER SPECIAL SALE!!!
More fun than a pie in your face!
(Buy 43**, get the remaining 4 FREE!)
**PLEASE NOTE-We now have Mercury (Hg 80) and Neptunium (Np 93). We just havent added those to our photos or listings...YET!**
WHITE FANG SAYS, "Bleah grrumph blarblar WOOWOOWOO rarrrerar pffft!"
(Translation: GIVE EM AN AMAZINGDEAL!)
HERES THE PROBLEM:
Over the years, these soaps have proven themselves to be VERY popular! Many of our customers pick out several at a time. Here on , due to their weight and the cost of shipping, they can get very expensive, very quickly, even with our postage refund policy.
HERES OUR SOLUTION:
Look over our listings. Some of them are interesting, most are silly or ridiculous but FUN! At the moment, there are 47 different elements available. AND WITH THIS DEAL, YOU GET THEM ALL (well, one of each!)!!! All for the SALE PRICE of $355.00! That is based on 43 soaps @ $6.75 each (PLUS 4 FREE ONES!), s fees and shipping, to anywhere within the U.S., all included.
INTERNATIONAL CUSTOMERS: We pay for postage to the GLOBAL SHIPPING CENTER but, unfortunately, you are responsible for all fees and charges to get it from there to you. At least the shipping weight IS accurate and correct, so there shouldnt be any nasty surprises.
SUBSTITUTIONS???
Really? Seriously? After all the trouble we went through to put this together??
I think the line is, "Youre killing me, Smalls!" Ok, fine, just this ONE TIME and just for YOU but, SHHHH! Dont tell anyone else! Let us know which you want to switch...or just start from scratch and tell us which 47 you want. See the next part...
HERES THE HARD PART:
You need to write to us through . Send us a note and let us know which one(s) you want for your 47 soaps. Our current inventory is shown on each listing, so you already know how many we have on hand. If for some strange reason, we dont have enough of an element, let us know and well get more. (We usually try to keep at least 6 of each in stock at all times but, it can happen that we run low.) Yes, it IS that easy!
But...WHAT IF I WANT fewer THAN 43 (47)...a LOT fewer?
Well then, YOURE IN LUCK! We are also offering deals on 6 soaps, 12 soaps (plus an extra free one!), and 24 soaps (plus 2 more free ones), each with special savings. The more soaps, the better the deal! Just look for the listing title with each deal. You already found this one...and the others will look similar...just with different quantities. Just clickHERE!
Any other questions? Just ask...were nice people...most of the time!
(Well, my wife is, but she doesnt answer email questions...SORRY!)
EACH of the soaps is:
Hypoallergenic
Does not clog pores!
Meets Vegan Standards
Lightly scented with an appealing GINGER LIME scent.
(WE HATE SCENTED SOAPS...but these are pleasant, even to folks overly sensitive to fragrances!)
Never tested on animals...well, besides humans...and they pass the test!
Some have glittery soldes sparklies! WOW! KEWL!
Some Glow in the Dark! Even WOWER and KEWLER!
2 3/4" X 2 3/4" X 1" thick--4 ounces
Each Element Soap comes packed in its own clear gift box (3 3/8" X 3 3/8" X 1 1/4")
GREAT gift for the SCIENCE GUY or Gal in your life...or YOU!
Perfectly useful as soap but also makes a great display and/or conversation piece.
Spell out your initials, create weird, cryptic or "interesting" words and messages!
COLLECT THEM ALL...or as many as are available, so far!
New elements being added...occasionally! (This applies to these soaps as well as the PERIODIC TABLE!)
For good, CLEAN Science fun!
(Has anyone told you to wash your hands in the last 5 minutes? If not, GO WASH YOUR HANDS! AGAIN!)
Notes for the Science Geek:
Each Soap displays the Elements...
Atomic Number
Symbol (abbreviation)
Proper Name
Atomic Weight!
Ground State Electron Configuration
ANNOYING LEGAL STUFF:
Sorry...not this time. Everything about this deal is legal.
Yeah, I know...HOW BORING IS THAT?
IMPORTANT PHOTO NOTE: Besides its gift box, each ELEMENT SOAP comes wrapped in plastic to protect it. I did NOT unwrap these to take the photos...obviously! As a result, the wrinkles, bubbles, reflections, "blemishes" on the lettering (or "missing" letters/numbers) which are ALL evident in my photos, are because of this wrapping, NOT any sloppy craftsmanship in any individual, hand-crafted piece. These are all first quality or the Chief Bubble-maker would NEVER have sent these to me! My photos are MY headache! (Thats also why I took the "angle" photo...to show a different perspective that can allow such "issues" to be shown as the fault of the wrapping!)
These are original, fully licenseddesigns that I am selling as a set of 47 for $355.00, which includes free shipping to anywhere in the U.S.You can combine this with other items that I am selling toreceive a refund for each additional item after the first, once shipped. This refund reflectsmy savings in postage fees by combining your orders and is based on thetotal weight of the items. International buyers are eligible for the multi-item discount (WHEN YOU USE THE SHOPPING CART FEATURE AND PAY FOR ALL OF YOUR ITEMS IN A SINGLE PAYMENT!) and receive free shipping to the Global Shipping Program Center in Kentucky, USA, butare responsible for all additional fees for postage, customs, tariffs, and/or other import charges. Any questions? Contact me.
